thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said ‘How am I going to be an octopus about this?’ and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.

Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)

(Source: dansmithsconverse)

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katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014
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http://coffeeinallcaps.tumblr.com/post/93392352321/littlecofiegirl-condemnedtorocknroll-this-is

littlecofiegirl:

condemnedtorocknroll:

this is a total shot in the dark, but what if the berserkers are erica and boyd?

image

image

same height difference, the taller has darker skin and the shorter has lighter and it looked like he/her had light coloured hair underneath the bones…

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amoying:

strawberro:

strawberro:

strawberro:

owlsegg:

the-ackerman-queen:

strawberro:

LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

Suuuuuuure. 

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt


THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 




hes showing this post to all his classes now

tell your chem teacher to change his theme
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waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic


Beautiful.
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aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 
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